mp106=FLOOD PROTECTION!:/nick S1I40l3O4 | /mode # +si | /timer1 1 7 /nick ZI350IlOl | /timer2 1 14 /notice $me FLOOD PROTECTION has been initiated successfully! The channel mode has been set to SECRET and INVITE ONLY!!!!
mp107=PLAY A WAVE:/sound # $?="ENTER THE SOUND.WAV" .
lp85=.trout:/me slaps $1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
lp86=.stone:/me has been turned to stone cause of $1 's uglyness!
lp87=.paper towel:/me gets mad and throws a wet paper towel at $1!
lp88=.match:/me sticks a lit match between $1 's toes!
lp89=.bat:/me gets a blue plastic bat and smashes $1 with it " BATTER UP!! "
lp90=.surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
lp91=.love:/me falls in love with $1 's beauty....
lp92=.Warning:/me warns $1 to watch their mouth or risk being kicked!
lp93=.fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
lp94=Fight Actions
lp95=.Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
lp96=.Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
lp97=.Punch User:/me punches $$1 sharply in the nose!
lp98=.Shoot User:/me blows $$1 away with a double barrel shotgun!
lp99=.Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
lp100=.Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
lp101=.Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $?="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
lp102=.punch user:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
lp103=.kick user:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
lp104=.shoot user with?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
lp105=.sword user:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and ulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
lp106=.monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
lp107=.ms Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
lp108=.ms fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
lp109=.ms goback:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
lp110=Love Actions
lp111=.Hug:/me gives $$1 a HUGE (((( HUG ))))
lp112=.Kiss: /me ::kisses:: $$1 !
lp113=.Slow Kiss:/me takes $$1 into his arms and kisses her passionately!
lp114=.Cuddle:/me cuddles up closely to $$1 !
lp115=.Caress:/me caresses $$1 gently and holds her.
lp120=.Propose:/me gets down on his knees before the lovely $$1, " $1, will you marry me?" | /say *SMILE*
lp121=.-
lp122=.Sing:/me sings to $$1!
lp123=.Give Rose:/me presents $$1 with a perfect red rose @--,-'---
lp124=.Dance:/me dances slowly with $$1!
lp125=.Tickle:/me *tickles* $$1 all over!
lp126=.Freeze:/me drops a cold ice cube down $$1's shirt!
lp127=General Actions
lp128=.Grin Wicked:/me grins at $$1 wickedly!
lp129=.Smile:/me smiles warmly at $$1!
lp130=.Laugh at:/me laughs uncontrollably at $$1!
lp131=.Play ASCII Art:/play c:\mirc37\ascii\ $+ $$?"Give name of file to play" $+ .txt
lp132=NOISEKICK!
lp133=.NoiseKick On:/ruser $1 $+ ! | /guser =18 $$1 3 | /notice $me [""NOISE KICK ACTIVATED""] If $1 speakes, $1 will be kicked. | /notice $1 *{NoiseKick}* NoiseKick activated, if you speak, you will be kicked. So please be quiet...
lp137=.partykick:/me follows $1 to a party one night.... | /me waits until $1 goes inside and then breaks into his car.... | /me exchanges $1's MegaDeth CD with the new Enigma CD | /say Later that night, $1 decides to crank some tunes on his drive home... | /say $1 falls asleep at the wheel and plows into an Exxon Truck.... | / kick $1
lp139=.idle kick:/me notices that $1 is idling.. | /me decides to get rid of him | /me picks up $1 and throw him out of # | /kick # $1
lp140=.cow suit:/me gags $1 and stuffs him in a Cow suit, then tosses him into a corral with a horny bull. <<Mmmmmoooooo!>> | /kick # $1
lp141=.intercept balle:/me intercepte la balle, drible et shoot! | /kick # $1
lp142=.chestkick:/me kicks $1 in the chest...**Kaiaaaaa; | /kick # $1
lp143=.baseball kick:/me smashes $1's head with a baseball bat *BOK*#!! | /kick # $1
lp144=.electric:/me pulls down the switch to the electric chair | /kick # $1
lp145=.priestly:/me dons his priestly garb. | /me dispatches $1's soul on its way to the pearly gates. | /kick # $1
lp146=.hairgrab:/me grabs $1 by the hair and jams him face first into the toilet... | /me does the royal flush. | /kick # $1
lp147=.floorthrow:/me throws $1 carelessly to the floor. | /me does the moonwalk up and down $1's ass. | /kick # $1
lp148=SCATTERKICKS2
lp149=.fireball:/say ENEMAI OFT MI CHAR N DYE! | /me casts a Fireball that goes streaking across the channel at $1 | /me watches as $1's corporeal form is devoured in flame! | /kick # $1
lp150=.chalkboard:/me pulls out his portable chalkboard. | /me shows $1 the function of relativity for chaos mathematics. | /me watches as $1's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! | /kick # $1
lp151=.realname?:/say $1 - what is your real name? | /say $1 - what is your quest? | /say $1 - what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? | /kick # $1
lp152=.mjordan:/me waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. | /say $1 give me those Nike's! | /me leaves a court shoe print across $1's face. | /kick # $1
lp153=.dance:/me casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $1. | /me then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $1. | /me watches as $1 laughs and dances off the channel. | /kick # $1
lp154=.tonguepull:/me grabs $1's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out. | /me takes out locking ring and loops it through $1's tongue. | /me then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off. | /kick # $1
lp155=.tunes:/me becomes bored with $1, cranks some tunes. | /me takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $1's ass! | /me watches as $1 goes through several interesting convulsions. | /kick # $1
lp156=.look r-l:/me looks to his left...then to his right. | /me takes out a little black bag and points it at $1 | /me watches as $1 is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | /kick # $1
lp157=.neckgrab:/me grabs $1 by the neck and props $1's mouth open. | /me stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $1's throat. | /me sets $1 off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor... | /kick # $1
lp158=.neckgrab2:/me grabs $1 by the neck and hooks $1's upper jaw over his thumb. | /me takes careful aim while stretching $1 wayyy out... | /me releases $1... *twang* | /kick # $1
lp159=.nostril:/me grabs $1 by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out... | /me looks around for a suitable imple | /ment of devise for $1... | /me grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $1's right nostril... | /kick # $1
lp160=.prime-negative:/me becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes... | /me then touches $1, draining $1's life essence away... | /say What life? He's on irc all the damn time! | /kick # $1
lp161=.deadly vial:/me pulls a small, deadly vial from his pocket. | /me breaks the vial over $1's head... | /me laughs as $1 suddenly turns into MiSTiK! | /kick # $1
lp162=.sharp axe:/me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off $1's head.. | /me watches the head roll to the floor, covering $C with blood.. | /me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | /kick # $1
lp163=.accident:/me 'accidentally' bumps into $1 on the observation deck at the Empire State Building.... | /me laughs as he watches $1 go for the plunge.... | /kick # $1
lp164=.small xplosive:/me searches for a small explosive... | /me finds a half stick of dynamite... | /me blows $1's ass out of the known world... | /me wishes $1 pleasant dreams and a happy tomorrow... | /kick # $1
lp165=SCATTERKICKS3
lp166=.e-chair:/me puts $1 into an electric chair and throws the switch..... | /kick # $1
lp167=.microwave:/me tosses $1 into a microwave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'.... | /kick # $1
lp168=.cordless drill:/me picks up a cordless-drill with a paint-stripper... | /me decides that $1 could REALLY use an enema... | /kick # $1
lp169=.neck rope:/me ties a rope around the neck of $1 and places him over the trap-door... | /kick # $1
lp171=.scalp:/me pulls the scalp off of $1. | /me eats the scalp | /msg # Mmmmm! finger lickin' good!! | /kick # $1
lp172=.remove head-spine:/me approaches $1's swaying body. | /me takes hold of $1's neck. | /me removes $1's head and spine from it's body. | /say Rrrrrriiiiiiipppp!!! | /me turns $1's head to show $1 the lifeless body. | /kick # $1
lp173=.paralyzed:/me approaches $1's fear paralyzed body. | /me thrusts his hand into $1's chest. | /say $1's rib cage is seperated. | /say
lp174=.eye look:/me looks into $1's eyes. | /me approaches $1 with lightning speed. | /me pauses to look one last time at $1 panic stricken face. | /say THOCK | /me punches $1 head from $1's neck with inhuman strength. | /kick # $1
lp175=.tobacco spit:/me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /say *pbpbth* | /say Listen $1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /say so git on out er we'll throw yuh out! | /kick # $1
lp176=.bus stop:/me and $1 are waiting at the bus stop. | /me watches as the bus approaches... | /me nudges $1 out into traffic before the bus can stop. | /kick # $1 You gonna eat this lunch?
lp177=.blood axe:/me takes out a bloodstained axe and acquires an evil grin | /say >:)=) | /me lifts the axe high above $1's head... | /kick # $1
lp178=.whiner:/me thinks $1 whines too much. | /me thinks $1 does more whining than Gallo. | /me suggests $1 go visit California to be with the other cheap whines. | /kick # $1 I hate whine...
lp179=.smell:/me smells something terrible. | /me figures out that it's $1 who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | /me decides to send $1 to the cleaners. | /kick # $1 Put it on my tab.
lp180=.suckoff:/me looks over and sees $1 desperately trying to bend far enough to suck himself off. | /me wonders why no one else has kicked him for such pathetic behavior. | /me notices that no one else is paying attention to him. | /kick # $1 Try #jack-off!
lp181=.KY:/me shows $1 a broomstick and some KY..... | /say Suddenly some cheap 70's porno film music comes on [BOOMP-CHICKA-BOOMP-BOWWWWW!] | /say $1 decides he'd prefer not to take chances and runs like fuck.... | /kick # $1 And don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
lp182=ZKICKS
lp183=.GARBAGE:/me thinks it's time to take out the GARBAGE! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1
lp184=.TROUBLE:/say "I KNOW TROUBLE WHEN I SEE IT " | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1
lp185=.NO HOLDS BARED:/me becomes ENRAGED with $1 's actions and GRABS $1 by the throat | /say "HOW DOES THIS FEEL" | /me Catapults $1 out of the channel!! | /timer3 1 7 /kick # $1 Call 911 you need it!
lp186=.OPS OPS OPS:/me has had enough of $1 's begging for ops!! | /say Sure you can have ops $1 .... IN ANOTHER CHANNEL | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1
lp187=.Language:/me SsmellsS a foul odor coming from $1 's mouth | /me grabs a can of LYSOL Pine Scented Mist and Sprays $1 's mouth with it | /say "NOPE THAT DIDN'T HELP! Maybe This Will!!! " | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 Bye Stinky!
lp188=.Pervert:/me detects a PERVERT in ther room! | /me takes a nice solid brick, loads it in a slingshot, Aims for $1 | /say AIM! FIRE!! | /me watches as $1 is belted with the brick | /say WOO It Blew Him Right Out Of The Channel! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 Go To A Sex Channel Pervert!
lp189=.ANNOYING:/say That's All I Can Stand Cause I Can't Stands No More! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 Annoy someone else!
lp190=.AGE/SEX/CHECK:/say Hmm..... Lets See..... Age=OLD Sex=PRIVATE and Check=CHECK THIS OUT! | /timer5 1 7 /kick # $1 No Age Sex Checks!
lp191=ZBAN KICKS!!
lp192=.hate:/me hates the site of $1 's face | /timer1 1 3 /ban # $1 3 | /timer2 1 10 /say You disgust me $1 GET OUT NOW!! | /timer3 1 17 /kick # $1 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO LEAVE WITH DIGNITY!! TOO BAD!!
lp193=.enemy:/me TAKES AIM UPON $1 ! | /timer1 1 5 /me Whips the Cannon 3 degress right ...awww perfect | /timer2 1 10 /say FIRE!! | /timer3 1 15 /ban # $1 3 | /timer4 1 20 /say DAMN JUST GRAZED HIM | /timer5 1 25 /say FIRE 2!!!! | /timer6 1 32 /kick # $1 DIRECT HIT!! | /timer7 1 37 /say HEHEHEHEHEHEHE =)
lp194=.talk:/say $1 IS ALL TALK AND NO ACTION!! | /timer1 1 5 /say LET ME DEMONSTRATE SOME ACTION TO YOU $1 | /timer2 1 10 /ban # $1 3 | /timer3 1 15 /say CAMERA'S.... | /timer4 1 17 /say LIGHTS..... | /timer5 1 20 /kick # $1 ****ACTION****
